E A
Sunday night late, I should be in bed
B A E
Thinkin' 'bout the weekend how I should have been dead.
E A
Barkeep reminds me that I should be long gone...
B A E
I say, "Ring me up son for a cool MIRROR POND"
I say:
A
GIMME DIRTY BEER!
(crowd)GIMME DIRTY BEER!
E
GIMME DIRTY BEER!
(crowd)GIMME DIRTY BEER!
B A E B7
Gimme dirty beer don't drink Coors light 'round here!
Monday Night Football's on; job goin' stale
Forty on the Packer's says I can't fail
Steeler fan orders up a rusty nail
Green and Gold just scored - GIMME DEAD GUY ALE!
I Say:
GIMME DIRTY BEER!
Tuesday at work; Hungover all day
Can't face the boss; can't get into the fray
Close my eyes and begin to pray
Look into the cooler - LAGUNITAS I-P-A!
I Say:
GIMME DIRTY BEER!
Wednesday phone rings; I'm late for an order
Ain't seen black since the second quarter
Voice on the phone says the fuse gettin' shorter
I say, "KISS MY ASS I'M DRINKIN' BADGER PORTER!
I Say:
GIMME DIRTY BEER!
Wake up on Thursday; boss says I'm fired
Tried to sell the Chevy; there ain't no buyer
Ugly mother-in-law says I'm a liar
Wash down lunch with a big FAT TIRE
I Say:
GIMME DIRTY BEER!
Friday night I'm lookin'; loaded with fuel
Boss is at the bar; challenge him to a duel
Says he feels my pain; says life is cruel
End up on our stools drinkin' warm MOOSE DRUEL
I Say:
GIMME DIRTY BEER!
Saturday I wake; my brain feels like lead
Layin' on the couch; boss's wife in my bed
Before I see images I can't shed
I'm off to McMenamins for HAMMERHEAD!
I say:
GIMME DIRTY BEER!
